Sunday, September 25, 2011

NASA Thinks It's So Fucking Badass...

I really like the look on the cardinals face in the second panel. It's late so that's all I'm musing on this one.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Shit Art File: 04

I had a real ball last weekend. It's been years since I've stayed up until 5pm two days running. Unfortunately for you that means it's yet another week of shit art.

When I posted this on the Penny Arcade art forums in like 2006 someone told me instead of a chalk drawing of Nietzsche's face the blackboard should have said "Existence = Meaningless." That person was right. I do like the "flash" panel though.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Carl Winslow

When I was a little kid I watched TGIF every goddamn Friday. I even stuck in a couple years after they put that obnoxious white trash Brady Bunch up for display on "Step By Step" like a some type of early nineties circus sideshow. "Boy Meets World" was the true death-knell of the programming block and fairly obviously the harbinger of "Malcolm in the Middle." Classic line-up: Full House, Family Matters, Perfect Strangers.

Jesus I can really talk some nonsense when I want to. Sorry if you're out of the age range/social class where you'd recognize this crap.

Other than the fact that their second daughter apparently got kidnapped a few years into the run and it was too painful for the rest of the family to ever bring up the thing I remember about "Family Matters" is Winslow here sitting in the chair wrong anytime he wanted to have a heart to heart with his son or Erkle or something. It must have been painful for a man of his bulk. The things actors will do to themselves for a little fame...

This is a really cheap, dumb joke (not to mention borderline racist) but I needed something I could draw while slinging comics at SPX. You see, I wanted to post a new comic this week rather than another shit art file because this is the one year anniversary of starting weekly updates!


Monday, September 5, 2011

Allergies Are Like...

My friend Colin Ruggero came up with the broad outline of this joke while he was driving me to the emergency room because my throat had swelled up so bad I couldn't swallow anymore and was having trouble breathing. As it turns out, because of the inability to swallow and crazy amount of mucus that my mouth was producing, I had spit out enough of my fluids to make me dangerously dehydrated. Seriously, it took three nurses five tries to find a vein.

All I'm trying to say is, between joke ideas and saving my stupid ass from making the darwin awards, it's good to have friends like Colin.